Custom erotic bachelorette cakes in San Francisco & the Bay Area—handcrafted, inclusive, discreet, and delicious. Turn your wildest party idea into frosting..
Welcome to Erotic Bachelorette Cakes, San Francisco’s dedicated studio for bold, cheeky, and beautifully crafted adult-themed cakes made just for bachelorette parties and other grown-up celebrations. We exist for one delicious reason: to help you celebrate love, friendship, freedom, and fun—with a cake that’s as unforgettable as the night you’re planning.
We started with a simple belief: bachelorette cakes shouldn’t be boring—or bland. After years of designing traditional cakes, our founder saw how often the most talked-about desserts at parties weren’t just cute—they were outrageous, playful, and personal. So we leaned all the way in. Today, we specialize exclusively in erotic, tasteful, and hilariously on-theme cakes that are as impressive in flavor as they are in design.
San Francisco is a city that celebrates individuality, identity, and expression. So do we. Our kitchen is a safe, inclusive space for all orientations, identities, and relationship styles. Your ideas are welcome here—funny, flirty, fierce, or fabulously extra.o.
Our cakes aren’t just desserts—they’re unforgettable centerpieces. Whether it’s a sensual bust, cheeky shape, or fully custom idea, we create jaw-dropping designs that are sure to make everyone laugh, blush, and talk about your event for days.
From downtown San Francisco to Oakland, Berkeley, and San Jose—we deliver your custom cake right to your doorstep. Timely, reliable, and always discreet, our delivery service covers the entire Bay Area with care and efficiency.
No two cakes are ever the same. We take your unique ideas—whether playful, romantic, or bold—and sculpt them into edible masterpieces. Our decorators bring fantasy to frosting for every occasion.
Bachelorette parties, milestone birthdays, divorce parties—or just for fun! Our erotic cakes bring the wow-factor that’s perfect for every wild celebration across San Francisco.
We protect your privacy without compromising beauty. Each cake is sealed in a clean, tasteful box with no revealing labels—perfect for surprise parties or personal gifts.
At Erotic Bakery San Francisco, we believe that every special cake deserves to arrive in perfect condition—right on time and ready to make an unforgettable impression. That’s why we offer reliable, discreet, and professional delivery services not only within San Francisco, but across the entire state of California.
Our team understands that privacy matters. Every cake is carefully boxed and sealed in plain, non-revealing packaging to protect both the surprise and your privacy. From cheeky bachelorette cakes to full-blown popout centerpieces, your order will be treated with the utmost respect and confidentiality.
Live in the city or the East Bay? No problem. We deliver to:
San Francisco
Oakland
Berkeley
San Jose
Daly City
Palo Alto
And more!
Whether you’re throwing a party in SoMa, planning a surprise in the Mission District, or celebrating in the Marina—we’ll get your cake there fresh, safely, and on time.
We go beyond the Bay! Our trusted courier partners ensure delivery across:
Los Angeles
San Diego
Sacramento
Fresno
Santa Barbara
Palm Springs
And dozens of other California cities.
Need it last-minute? We offer same-day delivery on select cake styles within San Francisco and nearby cities. For custom orders, you can schedule your delivery in advance to perfectly align with your party timeline.
Each cake is baked to order, carefully crafted, and delivered with temperature control and structural support so it arrives exactly how it left our kitchen—delicious and stunning.
Tell us your theme, inside jokes, level of spice (mild to wild), guest count, and date.
We’ll sketch or outline the concept, recommend sizes and flavors, and provide transparent pricing.
We craft your cake with precision—inside and out.
Choose private studio pickup in San Francisco or Bay Area delivery (with careful, discreet packaging).
EXCELLENT Based on 52 reviews Matthias De Rocker2025-04-27Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Great service, even with next-day delivery. James was fantastic and took care of all our wishes, even upgrading us to a bigger and better cake. 100% recommend! Frank Williams2025-03-30Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Asked for an X rated cake and James sent pictures of a number of cakes. Once we picked the cake we wanted, we went over a number of things we could add onto the cake to make it more personal. In the end the cake was great and everyone loved it. They delivered the cake 3 hours before the party. Differently will use them again gearupwithoj2025-02-24Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Needed a cake fast within a day and with the help of custom bakery USA James we the the best looking and tasting cake!! I recommend to anyone! Trena Burton2025-02-02Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. The service was absolutely magnificent due to the short notice they got the job done properly. I will recommend this erotic bakery to the world.. Nisha Krishnaiah2024-11-11Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. A special milestone birthday for my daughter’s 18 arrived and we wanted to do something special. We ordered a dairy free robotics cake from Erotic Bakery. They delivered! It was beautiful and it tasted delicious. Highly recommend. Carmen Hancock2024-11-11Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Best cake ever!! shazanah khan2024-10-17Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Loved the service and the cake was so delicious 🤤 James is an amazing person to work with he really cares about his customers. I thought it was so nice of him to add real flowers to the cake. The soon be bride was so happy and impressed. Customer service and delivery was on point. Will definitely recommend this bakery. Amal2024-10-12Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Had such an incredible experience! We asked for a ridiculously quick turnaround time and they made the impossible happen! Now I’m doubling back for a second time with another 24 hour turnaround request and they are making the impossible happen for me again!!! Thanks so much James. You’re amazing. sam v2024-10-08Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. James made me an amazing cake within 24 hours! Truly the bestVerified by TrustindexTrustindex verified badge is the Universal Symbol of Trust. Only the greatest companies can get the verified badge who has a review score above 4.5, based on customer reviews over the past 12 months. Read more
Ready to turn your fantasy into frosting? Get a quote, send us your inspo pics, or book a quick consultation—we’ll take it from there.